You can't play sick and then expect your mom to let you go to the mall after school.
Wendy, age 14
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When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair.
Morgan, age 11
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Once you've lost your parents' trust, it's hard to earn it back.
Kara, age 13
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You should not pick your nose because your mom will SCREAM!
Tiffany, age 8
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If you live with five other women, you have to get up bright and early to get into the bathroom.
Meghann, age 13
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I appreciate my mom more than she knows.
David, age 15
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Parents have eyes in the backs of their heads.
Melissa, age 12
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Despite all the loving and caring relationships in the world, there is nothing more loving than the feel of my mother's hand on my forehead when I am sick.
Rosemary, age 17
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all quotes taken from from "Wit & Wisdom" by H. Jackson Brown, Jr. - Rutledge Hill Press